I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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