YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Randomize
