Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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