Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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