He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Operation Purity has been aborted
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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