i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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