I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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