the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
