He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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