I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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