This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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