whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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