doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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