I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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