Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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