Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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