i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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