Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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