I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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