why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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