he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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