i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
