i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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