Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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