The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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