Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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