Im at strip club and am horny
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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