seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
