I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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