Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
It's Friday. Sex?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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