Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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