He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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