Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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