There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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