he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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