Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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