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Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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