The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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