apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I have already put on my inside pants.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
