Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Such a big mess for such a small penis
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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