She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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