You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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