Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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