we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
