Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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