we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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