Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
is it fun? or sober?
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