It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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