she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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