remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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