We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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