I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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