Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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