I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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